Lynne Cheney adds Obama to family cell phone plan

On the heels of a shocking revelation that her husband, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Barack Obama are distant cousins, Lynne Cheney has added a line to the family cell phone plan for the 2008 presidential candidate. 

"I had 2 enter n2 a new 2 yr contract & incr. the mins. we'll share, but it was still a deal.  Free Rzr!" exclaimed Mrs. Cheney in a text message interview.

Asked how the ol' curmudgeon will feel about sharing minutes with a political rival, Mrs. Cheney texted, "Dick will b fine.  He gets kind of obsesd with trcking evry1's calls NEway.  Plus, the NSA dsn't have 2 get Nvolvd.

"(Mr. Cheney) always kept close tabs on all of (daughter) Mary's incoming calls from the boys...er, well, NVM...TTYL.”