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NOTICE: Gillispie rumored to have killed your dog

Sources close to The Spotted Bass indicate that if your dog is dead, Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie probably killed it.

"We have reason to believe that if your dog has died, Billy Gillispie is responsible," a source only known as 'longCarddong' has reported to us. "He got all drunk one night, and drove around in his car, you know, killing dogs and everything."

The source also stressed that it didn't matter when your dog died, so long as it was living at the time of the Gillispie hire, which occurred in April.

Gillispie came to Kentucky from Texas A&M, and has been under constant scrutiny as the Wildcats have been embarrassed by several teams. There have been many rumors circulating around the internet, but the majority of them have been unsubstantiated. When asked to comment about the bevy of internet rumors, Gillispie's answer was eerily incriminating.

"I just want to put an end to all this barking," Gillispie said. "I can't sleep at night, I'm having trouble preparing. It needs to stop, and I'm going to put it to rest."

"All I'm saying is that if you have a dog, keep an eye on it," longCarddong warned. "This man is horrible; he's the worst person ever. He's an absolute terror to the universe." When asked if he had any proof, longCarddong brought in a plastic bag which he claimed held a deceased dog. The smell was overwhelming, and the press conference ended.



Home > News > NOTICE: Gillispie rumored to have killed your dog NOTICE: Gillispie rumored to have killed your dog Sources close to The Spotted Bass indicate that if your dog is dead, Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie probably killed it. "We have reason to believe that if your dog has died, Billy Gillispie is responsible," a source only known as 'longCarddong' has reported to us. "He got all drunk one night, and drove around in his car, you know, killing dogs and everything." The source also stressed that it didn't matter when your dog died, so long as it was living at the time of the Gillispie hire, which occurred in April. Gillispie came to Kentucky from Texas A&M, and has been under constant scrutiny as the Wildcats have been embarrassed by several teams. There have been many rumors circulating around the internet, but the majority of them have been unsubstantiated. When asked to comment about the bevy of internet rumors, Gillispie's answer was eerily incriminating. "I just want to put an end to all this barking," Gillispie said. "I can't sleep at night, I'm having trouble preparing. It needs to stop, and I'm going to put it to rest." "All I'm saying is that if you have a dog, keep an eye on it," longCarddong warned. "This man is horrible; he's the worst person ever. He's an absolute terror to the universe." When asked if he had any proof, longCarddong brought in a plastic bag which he claimed held a deceased dog. The smell was overwhelming, and the press conference ended.